Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Rips cost extra

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When I was a little kid, manufacturers didn't have to put rips in my jeans. They happened naturally from playing outside. In fact, rips were not a good thing. What's next, dirty sneakers?

These look like they would fit a 7 year old.

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