Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Safety first

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I see this sign, it says "Safety First" -- and I'm like, "Has anyone ever actually done research clearly indicating that 'Safety First' is the best policy?"

I mean, doesn't it kind of matter what you're doing?

What if "Safety Second" is the best course of action?

I think I'm going to try an experiment...

First --

I'll be reckless.

THEN --

I'll be safe.

And if I survive that experiment...

THEN I'll be safe FIRST.
And THEN I'll be reckless.

I'll let you know how it goes.

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