Remember folks, I'm coming through the front door tonight. Twisted my ankle coming down the chimney for the last time last year!
Also, I prefer chocolate chip cookies to most other kinds - except whatever they renamed those girl scout cookies to (the ones with coconut). Chewy beats crunchy any day. And I don't drink milk - especially warm milk - so save it.
If you leave me fruits and vegetables, I will leave you coal and Justin Bieber CDs. Just sayin.
See you tonight!
Xoxo
PS. This has nothing to do with Christmas.