Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

So, I've been meaning to tell you this...

So, I've been meaning to tell you this -- and don't take this the wrong way -- but you're pretty awesome. (And if you're actually reading this -- even MORE so).

How do I know you're awesome? Well, because:

1. I'm me. I mean, DUH. I'm like the little dude from the Sixth Sense -- except "I see awesome people."

And 2. You have the power to make someone else's day a little brighter with only so much as a SMILE or a kind word -- every minute of every day.

So thanks for that!

Also, Ramone, you have a call on line 1. Call on line 1, Ramone.

Whoops -- sorry about that last part.