At the red dot and circle shop.
Cashier is ringing me up.
She's fast. I say so.
"Wow. You're so fast!"
"Thank you," she laughs, "this is probably the only place where that's a compliment."
O_o
I only smiled because, I'll admit, I didn't know what she was talking about.
I started thinking about it on the way out... Where is finishing really quickly not a compliment?
OooOOOOOooh.
O_O
So it is indeed possible.
This one time someone really did have a dirtier mind than me.