Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Splenda

Even though I use Splenda -- which I figure is probably terrible for you-- I always put a little real sugar (also terrible for you) in my coffee in the morning — just so I can say, "Gimme some sugar, baby".

Now, this would be even more fun if there was a real baby available to, you know, give me some real sugar.

*Gimme some sugar, baby