Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Subway rock climber

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That awkward moment the cashier at Subway looks at your REI visa card - which has the picture of a rock climber on it - and asks you if you're a rock climber...

And you reply, "Well... I've climbed a few rocks in my time, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't make me a 'rock climber' -- So yeah! -- but no!"

I think I was as confused by my answer as she was.

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