Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Sweaty shirts

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When my sports apparel business gets off the ground, I’m going to design a shirt that indicates when you are done working out by how saturated with sweat it is.

Maybe a shirt that when dry, already appears wet in all the places that you don’t normally sweat. So as you sweat, it is basically filling in the gaps.

And I shall call them… Sweaty Shirts™!

Ah yes. This will be a big seller.

I can feel it.

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