Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Sweet delivery!

Holy baked goods, Batman!

If I'd only realized that having a public mailbox would invite the possibility of receiving care packages, I would've opened one sooner!

Woohoo!

2 bags of cookies, a bag of chocolate chip cookie bits (toppings, obviously), protein bars, and a hand-crafted necklace.

Scoooore!

PS. These chocolate chip cookie bits are deceptively easy to eat in mass quantities

THANK YOU, ANNA! You are awesome!

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