Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

That's why I'm here.

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"Hi. I was here a couple years ago. You guys replaced my windshield. I need another one."
Do you remember how much we charged you?
"$130. (pause for effect)... That's why I'm here."
Ok. We can do that.

[ I made an appointment for tomorrow. ] :)