Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

The courage of a lion

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Weird thought of the day:

I don't know why lions are considered "courageous". After all, if I weighed over 550 pounds, had razor sharp claws, a huge mane, and really big teeth, I imagine I'd be pretty courageous, too.

I might even approach women...

"Hey laaaaadieeees. *Rowr*"

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