Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

The gas pump

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That awkward moment when the gas pump robot tells you to take your receipt, but there's no receipt to take...

And you suddenly imagine a future in which our robot overlords are telling us we have "*10 seconds to comply" or they will blow us to bits, and we comply, but they blow us to bits anyway.

Yup. Just another normal trip to the gas pump where I envision our impending doom.

True story.

*Nod to Ed-209

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