Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

The language of love

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That awkward moment in online dating when you write to me in Spanish and assume it doesn't matter.

Just kidding.

If you're cute, of course it doesn't matter! I am fluent in the language of loooooooove!

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But seriously, just kidding. -- It is important that you speak English so you can laugh at all my jokes.

Also, keep in mind, if you have an accent (which I don't mind at all -- in fact, it's kind of attractive), I have this habit of adopting the accent of whoever I'm talking to.

It just happens.

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