Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

The locker thief

That awkward moment when some dude keeps stealing your locker at the gym.

I mean, there are dozens of lockers -- any of which are available -- but this one locker is mine. We have... well, let's just say we have a "connection".

That's why it's so disturbing to me when I occasionally walk into the men's locker room at this gym to find another man's lock on *my* locker.

I mean, how dare he!?

Hmmm... I wonder if he feels the same way when I beat him to the gym. O_o

In any case, I am now concocting ways in which I can become the unspoken owner of this locker.

First idea:

Leaving passive aggressive post-it notes on the door.

This image has gone missing.

Keep taking my locker, Bub, and I will X you! - Wolverine

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