Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

The molecular chemist

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Confession of the day:

I'm no scientist, but this morning I discovered that it's possible to bond a spider to a gym towel at a molecular level.

I'm sorry, spider. You scared the bejeezus out of me and I freaking panicked.

*Douglas Adams was right, though. A wise traveler always has their trusty towel handy.

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RE: Douglas Adams - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - towel

"A towel... is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." -- Douglas Adams