Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

The Temptress

Right after I checked into the gym this morning, a beautiful woman in a low cut tank top asked me if I wanted to try something...

So of course I said yes!!!

Now I'm on the elliptical and my skin is tingling. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum just walked by. And there's a piece of cake on the floor that says "eat me".

One of the side effects -- of what "the Temptress" made me try -- promises "skin ripping pumps".

Oh boy. Sounds painful. Can't wait.

Remember kids, never accept...

Oooh! Look at the stars!