Dear body,
I would like to have more control over which parts of my skin real estate you decide to tan.
I feel like I have an involuntary tan where you have decided my driver's side arm needed more coloring than my right... Or my face, for example.
And that's not quite right.
Now, I don't mind being a little different. Heck, that's kind of my thing...
But if we could just evenly distribute my tan, maybe I wouldn't look like an action figure with one limb from another action figure.
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