Weird thought of the day:
You ever think trees just look at us and go,
"Hi! Excuse me, sir, could I interest you in-- Dang." ...
"Hello, miss! I-- Gosh. She was a fast one." ...
"Hello. I was wondering if-- Sonofabitch! I'm talking to you!" ... O_O ... "Oh yeah. Just walk away, pal. Real polite."
Go talk to a tree today. They're wiser than you think.