Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

UFC GUM

I think the UFC is missing a huge opportunity by not selling gum and simply reusing their UFC GYM logo.

UFC GUM: Tastes like the tears of your enemies.

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From the comments:

Jeannie: Ultimate Fighting Championship Gum: For knockout teeth. :) I needed a different visual lol

Zero: Oh, that's *good*.