Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Vegetables

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There is something about eating a whole big bag of raw mixed vegetables in one sitting --

and then looking at the number of calories you just ingested --

and realizing that you probably worked off all those calories simply walking into the store to buy the bag in the first place --

that is just...

Awesome.

This status update was brought to you by broccoli, cauliflower, and baby carrots.

Eats bag a raw vegetables. Gets excited. This is my life. :)

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