7:17 PM
Please report all suspicious activity to me.
7:31 PM
Re: my request for you to report all suspicious activity to me.
The lack of suspicious activity reports I have received since posting my request 10 minutes ago makes me suspicious.
Therefore, it is in your own best interest to report something suspicious, otherwise I will consider that suspicious.
Which is unfortunate, because before I posted my request for suspicious activity reports, I wasn't suspicious at all.
But now I think some of you are hiding something. And that's suspicious.
From the comments:
Carrie: The cat is looking at my rotisserie chicken... Suspiciously...
Zero: Why? Does your cat think your rotisserie chicken committed a crime?
Carrie: Yes, Kiera the cat thinks it's a crime that the chicken was not in her food bowl.
8:02 PM
I don't want to name any names here, but there is this one person -- whose name starts with a letter in the alphabet -- who hasn't responded to my request 30 minutes ago to report suspicious activity to me.
And that is making me really, really suspicious of them.
Like, if I saw them in a police line up, I would totally think that they look suspicious.
But I'd still properly identify the real culprit. Because I have ethics.
But still. I'd look at them suspiciously. Like for a long time. To make them know that I thought they looked suspicious.
From the comments:
Raven: It's even more suspicious that they would be able to see you looking at them suspiciously through one-way mirrors.
Zero: THAT IS SUSPICIOUS! What kind of place is this suspicious place that I imagined!? Maybe they have super powers?
9:05 PM
I am very suspicious of people who are very suspicious of people.
But I am also very suspicious of people who are not very suspicious of very suspicious people.
Originally published on: Aug 31, 2014 @ 19:17