Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Waiting for my superpowers to kick in.

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I got bitten on the neck by some kind of insect.

And now I’m just waiting for my superpowers to kick in so I know what kind of bug it was.

Hopefully something super cool... Maybe super ant strength or praying mantis ninja skills!

All I know is that I just don’t want to turn into the Fly guy who buzzes around eating poop. That would be a, uh, crappy superpower.

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