Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

What to expect...

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I understand that it's probably a very niche market, but somebody needs to write a book called "What to expect when you're NOT expecting."

Because I'm definitely not expecting, but I still just found myself browsing *baby books on Amazon... you know, like guys do. DUH.

(*Which by the way, is completely overwhelming -- as there are SOOO MANY books on this topic!)

I figure the more I know about what to expect -- when I'm not expecting -- before I am expecting, then the better my chances of getting that "#1 Dad" mug.

Of course, now that I think about it, perhaps I should be browsing "Art of Seduction" books instead...

This is like a chicken and egg conundrum, isn't it?

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