Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

When words attack

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I probably have one more funny thing left in me to say today -- wait... That sounds weird.

Do over.

I probably have one more funny thing in me today left to say -- Crap. That sounds worse.

Ok.

I probably have one more funny thing in me left today to say -- gah!

I probably have one more funny thing today left to say in me -- Oh, you know what? Screw this!

Yer a wizard, Harry.

*That awkward moment it sounds weird to you, no matter how you say it.

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