Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Where the sun don't shine

Roald Dahl says,

"If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."

So I tried it.

And I'm telling you, I ain't seeing no sunshine coming outta my face.

And I certainly don't always look lovely.

And frankly, when I look at myself in the mirror when I am thinking "good thoughts", I look kinda creepy. O_o

What am I doing wrong!? Do I have a sunshine leak somewhere else? Does this only work at night? On Fridays? Or in the southern hemisphere?

'Cause I really want to see this sunshine coming out of my face. I think it would freak people out.

And then I could make money off it.

Somehow. Maybe join a circus. I dunno.

Don't worry about the details. I'll think of something.

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