Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Where's my starter kit?

wheres-my-starter-kit-zero-dean

Nothing makes me want a kitten more than...

*seeing a kitten*

Yeah. That's about right.

I think I might have the genetic predisposition to be a crazy cat lady.

But if I end up single and alone, I'm OK with that.

All 50 of us will be totally OK with that.

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