Whipped cream is the new honey butter?

Walk up to cafe counter.

"Zero! What can I get you?"
"I would like a pumpkin pie bagel... with whipped cream & marshmallows."
"Ok... Wait. Are you being serious."
"Yup. I'm being serious."
"Ooookay."

Awww yes. I'm just a kid cleverly disguised as an adult.

Muahahaha!

Themes:

• Cafe stories
• Muahahaha

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