Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Why does it have to be snakes!?

Having only been out to run twice this year, I forgot about snakes -- but snakes did not forget about me.

I was *attacked by a giant red, black, and yellow one!

*By "attacked" I mean he was just slithering across the trail, but still, I consider that an act of war!

I was going to take a picture, but by the time I landed, I was 1/4 mile away.

Snakes. Why does it have to be snakes!?