Why I need an open-minded mate

Weird thought of the day:

I think I'll name my first born Patent.
And his middle name will be Pending.

That way he will feel really popular when he learns to read.

Either that or Made-In China.

Yeah, I think that'll be a big hit.

Themes:

• Weird thoughts and genius ideas
• When I have a family
• Zero Talking comics

Related:

• Next
• Exception