9:12AM
Driving a Cadillac and listening to a country music radio station on my way to the gym this morning.
My god, I'm living the American Dream.
9:23AM
Good guy mechanic always greets me by name and asks me how I'm doing.
Loans me his Cadillac so I can go to the gym.
9:36AM
Driving someone else's Cadillac to the gym.
Get followed by police officer.
Go the speed limit.
Don't get pulled over.
'Merica!
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