So on the eve of the Apocalypse, a girl just expressed interest in me on Match, so I wrote her this letter...
Either I am a comedic genius or an offensive ignoramus -- and sometimes you just don't know where the line is until you cross it.
But hey -- when you get me, you get ME. Social blunders and all.
But seriously -- I DO love women with a sense of humor...
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