Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

You should be a superhero.

Panera cashier -- who asked me about my name earlier -- hands me a refill of hotwater for my tea, "Here you go. Man, I still can't believe your name is Zero. It seems like you should be a superhero or something."

I didn't want to give away my secret identity, so I just nodded and smiled.