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I'm thinking about starting a course for spammers. You know, teach legitimate looking punctuation and grammar.Maybe offer some other hot tips like adding a subject and using a realistic looking email address... and maybe an official looking signature at the bottom.
Because... well, "Mr.David James" got me to perk up for just a second. You were so close, "Mr.David". So close!
You were different. You weren't like all the others offering me awesome Penus Elnargemt pllis and such...
"Spam Consultant" -- yeah, sounds profitable...