Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

And then my heart skipped a beat...

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I'd like to have a word with whoever decided to romanticize "heart skipping a beat"...

Because my heart just skipped a beat... And that is a seriously disturbing feeling.

I wasn't even looking at a pretty girl or anything...

Oh great. I might have PHSBD (premature heart skipping a beat disorder).

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