Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Senses 2.0

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Dear scientists,

There should be an on/off switch for all senses, not just for eyesight.

At least give me a regulator...

Just walked by the perfume counter at the mall?
Dial down your sense of smell.

Added too much hot sauce to your chimichanga?
Dial down your taste buds.

Kids making a racket?
Dial it down.

Think about it.

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