Inspired by the following Sam Levenson quote:
“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.”
I am now requesting that everyone I know send me a list of every mistake they’ve ever made. I will then compile this data into a comprehensive list of blunders which will form the foundation of the first volume of my new book series:
The Big Badass Book of Mistakes™
Volume 1: stupid things my friends did that you probably shouldn't do.