They say, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks." But seriously, that’s not even worth mentioning in my book.
Because you can equip an old dog with a programmable weaponized exoskeleton that features a flamethrower and lasers - and that’s something even a young dog with new tricks can’t beat.
Cybernetic exoskeleton-wearing, flame-throwing, laser-shooting canines for the win!