Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Body spray

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That awkward moment after you shower at the gym and your Old Spice body spray jams in the on position and you suddenly turn into a teenaged boy.

At least it wasn't Axe (according to the commercials, I wouldn't be able to scrape the women off me right now).

As it is, the men's locker room smells really good right now.

Although I do feel a little awkward and nauseous.

Hey! I really do feel like my teenaged self!

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