Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

When it's finally my turn to run the English language...

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When it's finally my turn to run the English language, I'm going to make sure that the words "indicted" and "segue" go back to being pronounced "in-dik-ted" and "seeg-uh"...

Which is how I pronounced them (in my head) as a kid.

[ Maybe only people who read a lot as a kid will understand? ]

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