Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Channeling Captain Kirk

I'm channeling my inner Captain Kirk a little more than usual today... I've got my sexy "slimming belt" on. The only thing missing from my life today is a captain's uniform and some sexy green women.

[  No, as someone pointed out, I don't really need a slimming belt. However, I occasionally use it to aid my posture when I'm sitting down and/or to reduce muscle soreness from working out sometimes. ]