Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Korean good luck.

Sitting with my laptop at a table in a cafe when a better table opens up -- so I relocate to the open table...

The two Korean businessmen sitting next to me followed -- picking a table right next to mine again.

You may not think anything of this, but in my world, this is a symbol of "good luck".

More importantly, I think it means it's going to start raining money.

Thank you in advance, universe. I am grateful.

[ Later in the day Phil Knight walked in. My location: Beaverton, Oregon. ]