Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Gym eggs

"You have chickens?"
"I have chickens! I will bring you eggs."

This was the gist of the conversation I had with my Mexican friend at the gym the other day.

And so it came to be that I now have freshly laid eggs.

My mutant powers strike again.

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