Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

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My mutant powers

Apparently I have an affinity for receiving kindness from others in the form of free (or discounted) food (although occasionally it takes other forms). If ever I had a mutant power, this is it.

Some guys "get the girl" and, well, I get food. It could be worse, I suppose (but if you like food more than girls -- and you have the "get the girl" mutant power, let's talk power swap, ok?).