Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Mini pillow rings that I didn't invent (but almost could have)

Someone sent me this saying, it made them immediately think of me... and I looked at it and thought it was absolutely brilliant and that I needed one of these to contemplate how absolutely brilliant it was.

And also why I didn't think of it first.

Welp, there goes another million dollar idea I could've thought of, but someone thought of it first. Like that time I invented paperclips.

Thanks Drew. I think. ;)

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PS. I'm not taking credit for this image or idea. But if this IS your idea, please contact me. I would be very interested in discussing ways in which I can partake in the earnings of such of a brilliant device that I might very well have invented if you didn't invent it first. I think 5% of total revenue -- after taxes -- is fair. Thank you.