Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

SQRLS?

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Weird thought of the day:

If a typical squirrel weighs about a pound, then I weigh about 180 squirrels.

That's a lot of squirrels.

I swear, I don't even do drugs. I just have naturally weird thoughts.

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