Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Sleep check!

4:09 AM

Alright! Let's get this party started!

Happy Monday everyone! Let's make it a good one!

Wait... Sorry. My globe was spinning backwards. What day is it?

Hold on. The sun's not even up... Is there an eclipse scheduled... Or...

Am I even awake yet?

*checks self*

Nope.

False alarm everyone. Back to whatever you were doing. I'm sleep posting again.