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Weird thoughts & genius ideas

307 posts.

• Humpty
• Got flair?
• Leaf blowers
• Date movies
• None
• Honking
• Important question!
• The zombie walk
• Mute
• Party crasher
• Monkey LLC.
• I need a real universal remote
• And I quote
• Bravery and stupidity.
• Be selective.
• Water bottle talky
• Flip-flop ninja
• Waiting for my superpowers to kick in.
• My novel idea for a novel
• Failing to win
• I'm in a lot of bands.
• The Golden Gate/Bridge.
• Next
• Baseball
• Life in the tropics
• A disturbance in the Force
• Rat parts
• BAM!
• Being bold
• If dreams came true...
• I finished the Internet (contains spoilers)
• If I could rearrange the alphabet...
• Adverse possession
• When the bank opens...
• Undergoing scheduled maintenance
• Wanted: A good man
• The correlation between writing and driving...
• When it's finally my turn to be ruler of the universe...
• What to expect...
• Schrodinger's joke
• A pool of historical greatness
• Trust me, it's for my own good...
• My exciting new hobby...
• Arachnid afterlife
• Troglodytic words
• Multitasking
• Other people's problems
• Zero
• Knock knock jokes
• Brilliant idea of the day...
• Superhero challenges
• Literally
• The game of life
• Sun down
• A week system
• Senses 2.0
• Sry grmr enthusiasts
• I think
• Dress for success
• Trigonometry
• Mad beats
• What Zero wonders. Part 2.
• The abyss
• Eighty eight percent
• Funky Town
• Gender exploits and control groups
• My brilliant suggestion for an already brilliant product...
• I need a new catchphrase
• Day replacement
• Plenty of fish
• Birdsongs
• My newest hobby
• Two bathrooms
• Safety first
• Blue Powerade
• Optimism vs. pessimism
• Dear genetic engineers
• The courage of a lion
• Are you serious?
• I think I just tore the space time continuum
• Getting a grip
• There's something about New Zealand
• Volume control
• Learn how one simple weird trick...
• BFF
• Increasing Facebook's profit margin
• Opinions, man.
• Space available
• An argument for everything
• Universal toilet seat covers
• Time travelers
• Sunblock
• Tear here
• My next genius idea!
• Zero's Cupcakes on a Katana™
• The ambiguity of hey
• Laughception
• Horn settings
• Auto audio enhancements
• El Mariachi band
• Lifehack of the day
• Full contact sleeping
• Because hovering!
• Superhero hair
• Verbose mode
• Audience challenge for August 13, 2013
• Fairy tale ending
• Drive it like you stole it
• SQRLS?
• Mini pillow rings that I didn't invent (but almost could have)
• Anticipatory problem solving
• Then and now
• The biodegradability of chewing gum
• Instinctive impulses
• Sweaty shirts
• The camera adds 10 pounds
• What's on your mind?
• Proceed directly to the penitentiary, do not pass start.
• A love for laughter
• Edgy
• Dear LinkedIn
• When I operate my own auto manufacturing business...
• Dear Facebook
• I have my reasons
• It's a splicy future
• Inertial forces
• Motion sickness
• Nouveau Cricetinae
• Why the Internet is like a sushi buffet
• Lag
• A dream of mine
• Conservation & consequences
• How progress bars work
• That wheel
• Why I need an open-minded mate
• Where the sun don't shine
• Musical Cars
• Wheep whoop! Aww! Aww! Aww!
• Tree litter
• Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
• Sunchronicity
• Desynchronization
• Pre-Web
• Lost or stolen items
• Ain't going nowhere
• Fashion rebirth
• Noisy wind makers
• The note keeper
• Duct tape
• To do
• Garlic
• Fronts
• Do you believe in magic?
• Seriously, everyone
• Blending desires
• Perilwear
• Trees
• Discount gas
• Immunity
• Rock n Roll
• Big money! Big money! No whammies!
• Albert Einstein was a time traveler
• Dear Google (again)
• Smart Stay
• Routine interruption
• It's sedimentary, my dear Watson
• Serving says...
• Weird Kickstarter project idea...
• Wi-Fi network available
• Dear Supercuts
• Band name of the day
• Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
• Manhole covers
• Going to the dogs
• UFC GUM
• When I run my own cosmetics company...
• Drone Tech
• Wants to connect...
• PB&JF
• Closed toes
• Yet another reason why I need a time machine
• Four in the morning
• Paradox prescription
• A million uses!
• Desk gum
• Honzilla?
• Prognostication infatuation
• Tiger Sauce?
• I can't get no...
• A really good idea
• Wanted: 7 billion people
• BMR
• TLDR
• Control, Alt, Delete
• Fake it til you make it
• Dark humor
• Shear madness
• Scary
• The usual
• Undecided
• Ex-change
• Inconspicuous
• The Top 10 hottest people
• Some fish
• "Feels like"
• Down to earth
• Mars on my mind
• Time Tide
• Imagination Monday
• Open during construction
• You may say I'm a dreamer
• The escalation of awesome
• Now with more!
• Earl...
• Custom car alarms
• Mind games
• Earlier...
• History 1
• Dear scientists
• Funny thoughts
• All we are...
• Don't knock it 'til you try it
• Honored
• Smart club
• Ok, breathe
• Zero propaganda
• Worry some
• It's not you
• The next big mind blower
• Blunderlist
• The future, delivered
• Snapple
• Zen saying
• Quick thinking
• Unbelievable
• Texting and driving solutions
• Slackers
• The starry day
• Shhh.
• The know-it-all
• Some people
• I am chicken! Hear me cluck!
• Halloween suggestion
• Circus monkeys
• Blah!
• Feel the vibration
• Might as well jump
• The naked truth
• Unrenowned
• Self-improvement
• Hypomnesia
• Terrible fun
• Do you have the ring?
• Day recycling
• Artists will understand
• Verbal thoughtwaves
• The little things
• One of those days
• My cookie policy
• That's so alpha
• Likers Incorporated
• Mind reading
• The sweat shop
• An unexpected guest
• Everbody's a critic
• Ain't nobody like me
• Someone to talk to
• VST2K™
• Ketchup
• Living on the moon
• 42 minutes until charged
• You can't tell half a joke
• Zerosetta Stone
• It's an old lock
• Yacht
• The gas pump
• True
• Dem words
• Spy vs Spy
• Ebooks
• Personal records
• Ah, forget it
• In a mobile world...
• Buff cats
• It takes two to entangle
• MMMCo
• Red light achievement unlocked
• I had to be sure.
• Vertical driving ascension
• Out of body, out of mind?
• He must have an interesting perspective
• Rings True
• New shampoo
• Let me repeat that...
• Google this!
• I've been thinking about having kids...
• Nose Trespassing
• Cookie biz
• Something out of a dream
• Passive aggressive notes
• My new band
• I have no recollection of that
• First!
• Exception
• Hot web comic action
• Grrr.
• Relatively speaking